I hate Costco shoppers

Any time my husband suggests we go to Costco, I feel the need to take a large shit.  I hate going to that place.  I don't give a shit how cheap the bulk discounts are, it is not enough for me to put up with the twat-heads that walk around that place, on their cell phones, with 15 children, paying no regard to where they are going and love to leave carts in the middle of the fucking aisle.

And don't get me started on the parking lot.  I swear every Costco parking lot in America was designed by an 80-year-old, blind, North Korean woman.  They are beyond ridiculous!!  And if a person is an idiot with a cart, they are an imbecile with their cars.  The cops should stake those parking lots out in order to give every other driver a ticket for driving while talking on their cell phone.

Stupid fucking people!

Of course I had to go there today and it put me and my husband in a bad mood.  Think I am going to drink my anger away before the Superbowl starts.  Who's with me?