What is it about February that makes me think about my exes? I have been with my husband for a few years, and I would never, ever, ever give him up. But every year around this time, I start thinking about former boyfriends and lovers. I think about the good times/sex we had, the way they pissed me off, how I broke up with them or how they forced me to break up with them (you know what I am talking about), what I would say/do if I ran into them again, etc. That is what I really think about: running into my exes. Doesn't everybody?
Sometimes I fantasize about running into a certain couple of them. Sometimes I am pregnant; sometimes I already have the most adorable baby and they wonder what our children would have looked like; sometimes my wedding ring is bigger than it really is; I have a better car; I have a better job; I have a better body; I have a better life. But never, do I have a better husband.
While I wish my husband had a bit more money and more hair, I wouldn't want to run into any of my exes with anybody else.
Not a very evil post. I'll sharpen the horns.
Zzzzzt Zzzzzt
8 years ago
1 comment:
aw, it is so glad that you love that husband of yours. hold on tight to that one!
feb is a weird month. an ex of mine emailed me last week and it was kind of strange to hear from him so many years later. of course that contact made me think of all the good and the bad with him, particularly the rockin' sex we had. but i know we'd never work out, so i kept the contact pretty short. and via email is a LOT safer than running into someone in person. whew.
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